Some shirts say “I lift.”
This one says “I know where the bodies are buried… and I still lift.”

Soft, dark, and just the right amount of concerning, this tank is for the Mourning People who don’t mind catching a few stares — whether it’s at the gym, the cemetery, or aisle 12 of Target.

Featuring the official anatomical heart and the line that built this cult following: Stay Weird. Stay Watchful.

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Details (because someone will ask):
•100% combed ring-spun cotton (aka soft as a confession)
•Durable, breathable, and perfect for layering or late-night stakeouts
•Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² — structured but never stiff
•Double-stitched hems so it survives laundry day and emotional damage
•Available in sizes S–3XL (because every body can be suspicious)

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Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
And remember… some warnings aren’t printed on the label.