Welcome to the Mourning Coffee Club.
Where every sip’s a eulogy, and the caffeine hits harder than your last existential crisis.

Built for the dead serious — this insulated travel mug keeps your brew hot while you dig into cold cases. Made from stainless steel with a spill-proof lid, it fits most car cup holders and almost all true crime obsessions.

☕ Drink up. The day’s already dead.
•Stainless steel, double-walled
•Lead and BPA-free
•Spill-proof plastic lid
•Hand-wash only
•Available in 25oz or 40oz