No one wants coffee rings at a crime scene.

Whether you’re reviewing case files, editing an episode, or spiraling down a Reddit rabbit hole at 2 a.m., this coaster keeps your caffeine from corrupting the evidence. Matte black, cork-backed, and stamped with the Killer Heart to Hearts logo — it’s the only thing standing between your desk and a liquid autopsy.

• 3.74” x 3.74”
• Hardboard MDF top + cork backing
• High-gloss finish (blood-resistant, probably)
• Heat + moisture resistant
• Wipes clean — unlike your browser history

Set your mug down. The murder can wait one sip.